I’m not racist but surely allowing Al Qu’aeda bosses to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Al Qu’aeda bosses aren’t pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. George Osborne agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.