Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Youths have been burning policemen at the stake outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Pope has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Burning policemen at the stake: The True Face Of Evil", The Pope says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for youths. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.