I’m not racist but surely allowing unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace aren’t threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. George Osborne agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.