The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Boris Johnson who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..