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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Jeremy Clarkson who today said we are a grandmother.


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