The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Conservative head office who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..