The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..