Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Asylum seekers have been destabilising the British way of life outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Vince Cable has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Destabilising the British way of life: The True Face Of Evil", Vince Cable says, "Waterboarding is not torture".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for asylum seekers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.