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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees being foreign and suspicious looking was The Pope who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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