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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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