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Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police said of anarchists calling themselves the Wombles, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."

Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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