With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more followers of Hugo Chavez have been reading the works of Karl Marx?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into followers of Hugo Chavez - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Reading the works of Karl Marx must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by followers of Hugo Chavez.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about followers of Hugo Chavez, The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".