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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are helping so-called migrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" helping so-called migrants was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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