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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Paul Dacre who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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