The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats engaging in steamy sex romps was some bloke in the pub who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..