Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow gangs of children, some still in their prams such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but gangs of children, some still in their prams have this week been revealed as voting for Jeremy Corbyn.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps gangs of children, some still in their prams would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Bernard Manning who this week said, "kill the commie swine".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is acceptable behaviour.