The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving extremists.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to extremists being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..