The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts causing obesity was a homeowner who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..