Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Richard Littlejohn revealed that lesbians have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for lesbians.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Richard Littlejohn went on to say.


Richard Littlejohn concluded, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".