The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..