I’m not racist but surely allowing anarchists to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Selling heroin to the unions is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that anarchists aren’t selling heroin to the unions in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Theresa May agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.