I’m not racist but surely allowing anarchists calling themselves the Wombles to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Drilling for oil in one family's back garden is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles aren’t drilling for oil in one family's back garden in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.