Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow gangs of children, some still in their prams such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but gangs of children, some still in their prams have this week been revealed as terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps gangs of children, some still in their prams would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Enoch Powell who this week said, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is acceptable behaviour.