The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" listening to loud music was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.