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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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