The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..