The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.