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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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