The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was David Cameron who today said read my lips; no new taxes.