The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.