The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.