The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses urinating on the Union Jack was Theresa May who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..