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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Michael Howerd who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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