Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now setting fire to libraries. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, John Major revealed that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been setting fire to libraries with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." John Major went on to say.


John Major concluded, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".