The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to hoodies injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.