The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police’s comments come in a week that has seen lesbians involved in holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields on an ever more frequent basis.

The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to lesbians it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Lesbians and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.