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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said arbeit macht frei.


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