The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting to kidnap a senior royal, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting to kidnap a senior royal, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps plotting to kidnap a senior royal is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..