I’m not racist but surely allowing unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Looting and pillaging supermarkets is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace aren’t looting and pillaging supermarkets in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Queen agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.