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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are voting for Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers voting for Jeremy Corbyn was John Major who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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