Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen glue-sniffing teenagers involved in being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to glue-sniffing teenagers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Glue-sniffing teenagers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.