The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..