The Mail has learned that communist-sympathisers are responsible for using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists.

Has the world gone mad? Communist-sympathisers are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Lala from the teletubbies, who said "the lady’s not for turning"