The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Angela Merkel who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..