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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was a homeowner who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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