The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles terrorising innocent investment bankers was Margaret Thatcher who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..