The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Beyonce who today said I like sponge.