The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Theresa May who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.