The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties listening to loud music was Bernard Jenkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..