I’m not racist but surely allowing Eastern European terror gangs to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Eastern European terror gangs aren’t squatting houses left empty by families on holiday in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jeremy Clarkson agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.